Paris is bucking the system and taking her chances with, by our best estimate, a very pricey (hence influential) criminal defense attorney. Just shortly ago, a plea of not guilty to DUI charges were made on her behalf.
As most of us know the 25 year-old luxury hotel heiress was arrested on September 7, just after midnight for driving erratically in her silver Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren in Hollywood.
She scored 0.08 on a breathalyzer, the minimum blood alcohol level required for a DUI arrest in California.
Paris' reps jumped on the story, saying that Paris was completely embarrassed by the whole incident.
Following her release from jail, Paris made a verizon cell phone call to Ryan Seacrest's L.A. radio show, explaining on-air that she hadn't eaten anything all day and had worked for hours on the set of her new music video.
According to Paris, she only drank one margarita at an event that evening and was on her way to a fast-food restaurant when she was pulled over.
Asked by Seacrest if she had been driving erratically, Hilton replied, "No, I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger!"
The heiress was subsequently charged with two misdemeanors: DUI and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher.
Her next court date is slated for Jan. 23.
It is opined that eventually the DA will offer her a plea bargain to a lesser charge in which she'll do no jail time, no community service, and just pay a fine.
The hotel heiress and socialite has no prior DUI arrests.
If no plea is offered and she were convicted, she could be sentenced to six months in jail and fined $1,000. The minimum penalty for a first-time offender is a fine, probation and rehab.
Luckily for her, she has the money to get a good lawyer, pay a fine and keep doin' her thing!
Thinking that Paris was sleeping alone now that she has gone on a self-imposed year long sex ban. Well you better think again, for she now shares her bed (guys...put down that viagra) with her pet monkey. The litte furry guy that added a pretty penny to Paris' credit card bill has taken the spot once filled by a slew of young (and maybe old) men.
Paris stated in a magazine interview that though she has kissed "a lot of guys" over the past year, she has not broken her vow of abstainance, and that her partners in bed were now her vast array of pets, like her baby monkey Brigitte Bardot.
"Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot," the luxury hotel heriess giggled.
She also insisted that though she has a party-girl reputation, she does not believe in meaningless one-night stands, and will only have sex with a guy if they are in a relationship.
With her or with someone else is a good question to ask. Hopefully our handheld pda message will get a response as to what she actually meant. We think we know what she meant, but with Paris, it is like online gambling..... you never know for sure!
The hotel heiress also revealed that if she ever considered placing an advert in a lonely hearts column, she would describe herself as a girl who is not only shy and funny, but one who also likes to eat.
"I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat," she said.
1. Johnny Depp
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jessica Alba
4. Brad Pitt
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Keira Knightley
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Tom Cruise
9. Paris Hilton
10. Natalie Portman
I totally agree with this list, well except for Tom Cruise. He's a member of my "who gives a damn" list. Johnny is tops on my list, actually Johnny Depp is the tops on every single list I could ever dream up. And if he's in that Captain Jack Sparrow costume, he's......... okay okay I'll spare you all my fantasies!!! Let's just say he deserves his spot on the top of the list.
The only person missing from the top 10 that I probably would have given my vote to was Orlando Bloom. He came in at #17. Can you believe it? He would be #2 on my list.
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Santa is having fun with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie... but isn't this a public place? Where children are supposed to be visiting their beloved Santa Claus? This faux-Clause is rocking stylish sunglasses and has his beard half on. What are the children going to think? Can you imagine being a kid in line and seeing this? Shame on you faux-Santa. Get your beard back on.
So you're thinking "Don't be a prude, Isabella!" well keep going... look at the next set of photos
It's a cold, boring Sunday here in Chicago. I really love this time of the year, but why can't it be above 40 degrees? When the weather turns bad, I become a hermit. You'll most likely find me at home, wearing flannel pajamas and either sitting in front of my computer or curled up on the sofa with a fuzzy blanket. Okay, so I admit it. I'm not the buzzing socialite that you think I am. I'm more of a geeky gossip girl than a party girl. That's okay, right? You'll still love me. I hope.
What will I be watching tonight on the "tube?" The VH1 Big In '06 Awards' is on my list. Of course, knowing the outcome already could make this less exciting, so we'll just tive you a teaser here and if you're one of those that just has to know you can click through the link below to see the complete list of winners and more.
Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Kiefer Sutherland were among the 'big' winners at the show...
The past week has been so busy for Miss Lindsay Lohan. Have you been able to keep up? Let's start with London...
Lindsay Lohan is supposed to host the World Music Awards - things go wrong.
Lindsay Lohan hooks up with Calum Best (his last name should be Worst)
Lindsay Lohan tries to hold Calum hostage in her hotel room.
Lindsay Lohan is upset over the death of Robert Altman - a father figure to her
Lindsay Lohan writes a letter of condolence to the family of Robert Altman, yet forgets to use 'spell check' and her grammar is a bit "off"
Lindsay Lohan arrives back in Los Angeles, once again.
Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton - friends or foes? Who freaking knows.
Paris Hilton supposedly hits Lindsay Lohan at a party and pours a drink on her.
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are seen having a "happy" time together.
Lindsay Lohan says Paris Hilton did not hit her and blames the paparazzi for their friendship problems.
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan get in yet another fight.
Paris Hilton tells Lindsay Lohan, "you're a f*cking coked-out whore; don't ever say you're my friend again!" and then later says "Tell that Firecrotch she's not welcome (here) and F*ck You"
What's next? Oh yea, her new film, Bobby is not a success.
Ahhh, so we may have a clue to the who, what, where and why the two blondes hooked up.
Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
Billboard Music Awards (pre-show friendship?)
Because the two of them would have been a real draw for males 14-30 in the ratings and honestly, they would have been fun to watch.
All was going great until now word is coming in that Britney has backed out of co-hosting the show with Paris.
Conclusion or rather.. speculation:
Has someone put a stop to this spiraling out of control friendship? The week from hell has been well documented in photos, including naked photos of Britney Spears, a drunk Britney Spears, a very sloppy looking Britney Spears, a sleeping Britney Spears, a barely dressed Britney Spears, a frumpy looking Britney Spears... get the idea? And Paris? She looked like the perfect celebutante heiress in every single photo.
The newest party girl on the LA scene, new newest BFF of one Miss Paris Hilton... and what effect is this having on her image? her brand? her impending divorce? the custody battle? the Britney brand?
Wow, that's a lot to think about. And now rumor has it....
Britney Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she's having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records - but she nees more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline. "She is kind of a mess," said an insider. "She won't take anyone's advice."