Charlie Sheen Springs Lenny Dykstra from the Joint

He’s had plenty of dealings with Johnny Law himself, so it’s no wonder Charlie Sheen was sympathetic to Lenny Dykstra when he was jailed earlier this month.

The former “Two and a Half Men” star plunked down $22,000 to bail the former baseball stud out of jail after he was arrested for embezzlement.

Dykstra was stuck in the slammer for a week when the judge held him on $150,000 bail, but Charlie finally came to the rescue by fronting 15% for a bond.

Sheen explained, “The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he’s a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock.”