Television

Usually comedians are standing up on a stage making people laugh so hard that they fall over. But sometimes, as in Jon Lovitz’s case, they’re knocking people over by other means.

Last week Jon Lovitz beat the crap out of Andy Dick. It all happened at the legendary Laugh Factory, where the owner, Jamie Masada witnessed the whole thing. He told press, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

Since her time in prison, Paris Hilton has vowed to keep things low key and cut back on her partying ways. What we didn’t realize is that without partying, Paris would have to find a way to kill some serious time. And it looks like she’s gone to Australian Surfing Champion Koby Abberton in hopes of taking up a new hobby.

You can’t have a beachfront house in Malibu and not know how to surf. That’s why Paris has invited Aberton and his girlfriend, model Tahyna Tozzi, to come hang out with her and teach her how to catch a wave.

It has been an age-old debate on the integrity of primetime celebrities baring it all for the sake of film/art to generate hype and revenue. Orlando Bloom appears to be taking the moral high ground.

According to Monsters and Critics, the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star laughed off reports that he is set to follow in Daniel Radcliffe's footsteps and bare all on stage for his role in the London theatrical ‘In Celebration’.

With all the fanfare and pomp associated with David and Victoria Beckham's move to America, the former Spice Girl spent her first week here in the States showing Americans some serious attitude via attacking Eddie Murphy.

In a move of questionable taste, the usually proper Posh publicly spoke her mind about the Norbit star’s treatment of her Spice Girls partner, Mel B. Earlier this year there was a dispute over whether or not Murphy was the father of Mel’s child. And weeks later, there was biological evidence proving Mel’s claim of the actor’s paternity.